Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Frozen Throne

Dear Mr. Lich King,

Let me start by saying what an honor it was to dirt nap in your presence last night. I have been studying the arts of DoTs and Minion Management for some time now, but phase one truly showed me that I have much to learn. The way you summoned those ghouls to beat on our offtank was an inspiration! And that Necrotic Plague was beautiful to behold. I hope that one day my DoTs will jump to other targets rather than merely being dispelled. Dispellable DoTs are clearly for the weak!

Of course, your diseases and defiles aren't the only things to admire about you, Kingsley. You have a way with dark minions that I would desperately like to imitate. Sure, yours are undead and mine are demons, but I think we can work something out. I did hear you were looking for a second in command. You don't have to bother torturing those silly paladins. I'm right here.

If you could just show me how to summon the Valkyrs to cart away my enemies I would be forever in your debt.

Yours sincerely,

I pledge allegiance... to the scourge.

This guy has got it going on!

I'm just... so proud of my king.


  1. Classic evening with Mara and Ann (And Mord, And Takk)

  2. That's hilarious! You anti-Jaina you ;)

  3. Thanks Tam!

    I'm glad my moment of ridiculosity has been able to amuse people. :)

    Also, if I could summon Valks I think Jaina might be one of my first targets. There is far to much whining from her.